vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

(via twerkittwerkitrealgood)

thespookiesttaco:

i would do my homework but

sadly i am only an eel

(Source: thehottesttaco, via luislancaster)

vaspim:

*rolls up the US constitution and makes the fattest most patriotic blunt ever*

(via luislancaster)

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

(via batmanswhereitsat)

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

(Source: lindsaylohangmyself, via batmanswhereitsat)